Return of your favorite blogger - ME!

Dear fans and lovers

I know that you will have been anxious after my whereabouts and praying for my healthyness. Thank you all for your loving concerns. Well, I have to admit that I got into a spot of bother on my way to the Asshole Greaser's Conference. I was arrested for being a scumbag 419 scammer by the policemens and thrown into a jail cell for the past month.

I am currently standing up while writing this blog as my bunghole is still somewhat tender from the considerable attention it received from the whoppdy-dos of my cellmates the whole month long.

I am so sad that I missed the asshole greasing conference but i cannot grease my asshole with any comfort at the moments.

My dirty daddy has purchased a new goat and named it Lulubelle. He keeps it in the bedroom and has made a crown of flowers to put on it's head.

I have heard from Arthur the Wonderful. He has had several underwear mishaps involving whitegoods. His latest trouble involved the dishwasher. I am so sorry for Arthur who I really really want to marry.

I have also heard from that awful Joe Warren at moneygram79@yahoo.com who is moaning about not getting any emails from friendly peoples. He sits in the corner and counts his farts, please email him and ask him about what his mother does with pigs.

Until next time my lovely friends
Your hero, Christopher Kabila.