I know these lads!

Hello again all you credulous, well-kempt people.

I was surfing the internets which are on the cafe's PCs looking for any naughty pictures of nude men with no clothes on when I found this page, which sadly though it has no stiff dickies has the names of many of my friends on it.

Check it out at : http://www.nigerianscams.org/x_letters.htm

The page even has one of my letters on it! Wow, it is exciting to be world-famous. If you were not so ordinary you too could experience this feeling I have in my little intestine. ---- oh, my error, i just farted. It was the gas. Oh, it was a wet, smelly one too. The man next to me just punched my arm and told me I smelt like a hippos twat.
------Hey, al-Haji, how comes it you know what a hippo twat smells like???

Hmmmmm.