Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Return of your favorite blogger - ME!
Dear fans and lovers
I know that you will have been anxious after my whereabouts and praying for my healthyness. Thank you all for your loving concerns. Well, I have to admit that I got into a spot of bother on my way to the Asshole Greaser's Conference. I was arrested for being a scumbag 419 scammer by the policemens and thrown into a jail cell for the past month.
I am currently standing up while writing this blog as my bunghole is still somewhat tender from the considerable attention it received from the whoppdy-dos of my cellmates the whole month long.
I am so sad that I missed the asshole greasing conference but i cannot grease my asshole with any comfort at the moments.
My dirty daddy has purchased a new goat and named it Lulubelle. He keeps it in the bedroom and has made a crown of flowers to put on it's head.
I have heard from Arthur the Wonderful. He has had several underwear mishaps involving whitegoods. His latest trouble involved the dishwasher. I am so sorry for Arthur who I really really want to marry.
I have also heard from that awful Joe Warren at moneygram79@yahoo.com who is moaning about not getting any emails from friendly peoples. He sits in the corner and counts his farts, please email him and ask him about what his mother does with pigs.
Until next time my lovely friends
Your hero, Christopher Kabila.
I know that you will have been anxious after my whereabouts and praying for my healthyness. Thank you all for your loving concerns. Well, I have to admit that I got into a spot of bother on my way to the Asshole Greaser's Conference. I was arrested for being a scumbag 419 scammer by the policemens and thrown into a jail cell for the past month.
I am currently standing up while writing this blog as my bunghole is still somewhat tender from the considerable attention it received from the whoppdy-dos of my cellmates the whole month long.
I am so sad that I missed the asshole greasing conference but i cannot grease my asshole with any comfort at the moments.
My dirty daddy has purchased a new goat and named it Lulubelle. He keeps it in the bedroom and has made a crown of flowers to put on it's head.
I have heard from Arthur the Wonderful. He has had several underwear mishaps involving whitegoods. His latest trouble involved the dishwasher. I am so sorry for Arthur who I really really want to marry.
I have also heard from that awful Joe Warren at moneygram79@yahoo.com who is moaning about not getting any emails from friendly peoples. He sits in the corner and counts his farts, please email him and ask him about what his mother does with pigs.
Until next time my lovely friends
Your hero, Christopher Kabila.
Friday, September 4, 2009
I am ASHAMED!
It hurts me to admit that I am a failure. I have been humbled by the chupacabra, which has outwitted my attempts to capture it. I gave up today after spending the last four days disguised as a seven foot tall banana.
In all four of my dirty daddy's goats were eaten by the nasty chupacabra, including Didymus, one of his most intelligent goats which could sing the national anthem and balance a ball on it's head.
Now it has been solved, the remaining goats are in my dirty daddy's bedroom and my ugly momma is in the goat shed. The night she moved in the chupacbra appeared, saw her uncovered face and flew off screaming into the night and has not returned. It is probably all the way back to Puerto Rico by now. Serves it right!!
As for me, I am all agog at the nearness of the Asshole Greasing Get Together. I am going to get many wonderful tips of good asshole greasing, and become a better asshole greaser.
Arthur the Wonderful has told me that he has a new kettle which is very shiny. I wonder if he is into reflector porn? I have a nice photo of my dirty daddy flopping out his wrinkly do-diddy in the reflection on a little girl's bicycle bell. Oooh, he did get in trouble with the momma of that little girl! She whipped his ass bigtime. He ain't done that show and tell again!
Plus I want to say Hi to Joe Warren at moneygram79@yahoo.com because thickheads like him need all the love they can get. He is very retarded. A bad case.
In all four of my dirty daddy's goats were eaten by the nasty chupacabra, including Didymus, one of his most intelligent goats which could sing the national anthem and balance a ball on it's head.
Now it has been solved, the remaining goats are in my dirty daddy's bedroom and my ugly momma is in the goat shed. The night she moved in the chupacbra appeared, saw her uncovered face and flew off screaming into the night and has not returned. It is probably all the way back to Puerto Rico by now. Serves it right!!
As for me, I am all agog at the nearness of the Asshole Greasing Get Together. I am going to get many wonderful tips of good asshole greasing, and become a better asshole greaser.
Arthur the Wonderful has told me that he has a new kettle which is very shiny. I wonder if he is into reflector porn? I have a nice photo of my dirty daddy flopping out his wrinkly do-diddy in the reflection on a little girl's bicycle bell. Oooh, he did get in trouble with the momma of that little girl! She whipped his ass bigtime. He ain't done that show and tell again!
Plus I want to say Hi to Joe Warren at moneygram79@yahoo.com because thickheads like him need all the love they can get. He is very retarded. A bad case.
Friday, August 28, 2009
Liberace Hitler Is Not Amused
My darling friend, Mr. Liberace Hitler, is pissed off with those fools who fill his inbox with inglorious stuffings. He has asked me to ask you to email these twats and fill their inboxes with stuffings unpleasant.
This is their pathetic attempt at a 419 scam. Please don't laugh, it is very inferior but they are obviously mentally deranged.
This is their pathetic attempt at a 419 scam. Please don't laugh, it is very inferior but they are obviously mentally deranged.
Your connection
| From: | Onuchie (frankiruabu@gmail.com) |
| Sent: | Friday, 21 August 2009 8:00:20 AM |
| To: |
Hello, I am appointed to act as a consultant, by some interested partners who is seeking investment partnership with you. As a matter of trust you are expected to guide us to exploit the available investment opportunities in your country, we need your business knowledge and connection to exploit the investment opportunity over there, can you handle it? I wait your response to provide you with more information. Mr Anthony Onuchie Please reply private email: anthonyonuchie@rocketmail.com AND anthonyajai@rocketmail.com
Are they gay bumbuddy boys? I think yes!
Are they gay bumbuddy boys? I think yes!
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Great Hunter
I am sorry to have deprived you wondering people of my fantastical proses these past few days but my dirty daddy is so anguished over his goats getting eaten by someone other than him, and I have been helping to catch the chupacabra.
Below is a photo of me in camouflage hunting the terrifying beast!
Can you spot me? Yes, that's right-I'm on the left!
I will wrestle this dirty goat-sucker with my bare hands and become famous as a heroic dude.
Stay tuned for updates.
p.s. there are two fuckers about: here are their details: D.Visser62@kpnplanet.nl and mrshelenwickson@yahoo.com.hk , phone and fax numbers Tel: +34-693-572-703
Fax: +1-518 684-1775.
I hope the Springfield Pervert or Satanic Racist phone these fuck-ups up!
I am in love with the Springfield Pervert, he is so masculine and horny. Ummm, a real man!
Below is a photo of me in camouflage hunting the terrifying beast!
Can you spot me? Yes, that's right-I'm on the left!
I will wrestle this dirty goat-sucker with my bare hands and become famous as a heroic dude.
Stay tuned for updates.
p.s. there are two fuckers about: here are their details: D.Visser62@kpnplanet.nl and mrshelenwickson@yahoo.com.hk , phone and fax numbers Tel: +34-693-572-703
Fax: +1-518 684-1775.
I hope the Springfield Pervert or Satanic Racist phone these fuck-ups up!
I am in love with the Springfield Pervert, he is so masculine and horny. Ummm, a real man!
oooooo, I'm gettin' hard!
Monday, August 17, 2009
CHUPACABRA!
Golly Gosh!
My dirty daddy's favorite goat got eated by a chupacabra! He is so distraught that he has locked himself in the outside toilet and is wailing and gnashing his teeth. He must be really upset because my retarded brother was in the toilet just before dirty daddy ran screaming into it, and my retarded brother had dropped the most foul stinkin fetid shit you ever did smell! It was like a thousand bad eggs had died and gone to hell's sewer pipe.
The United Nations have sent bio-weapons inspectors to our neighborhood to check if chemical horrors have been perpetuated by insidious organizations like Al-Qaeda, SPECTER or the Christian Grandmother's Knitting Circle. That is how dreadful is the fumes!!!
But anyway I am going to trap the chupacbra and make a fortune by letting distinguished zoologists have a poke at it for $5 a research paper.
I am a damn business genius! Are you sorry that you are not me?
My dirty daddy's favorite goat got eated by a chupacabra! He is so distraught that he has locked himself in the outside toilet and is wailing and gnashing his teeth. He must be really upset because my retarded brother was in the toilet just before dirty daddy ran screaming into it, and my retarded brother had dropped the most foul stinkin fetid shit you ever did smell! It was like a thousand bad eggs had died and gone to hell's sewer pipe.
The United Nations have sent bio-weapons inspectors to our neighborhood to check if chemical horrors have been perpetuated by insidious organizations like Al-Qaeda, SPECTER or the Christian Grandmother's Knitting Circle. That is how dreadful is the fumes!!!
But anyway I am going to trap the chupacbra and make a fortune by letting distinguished zoologists have a poke at it for $5 a research paper.
I am a damn business genius! Are you sorry that you are not me?
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