Golly Gosh!
My dirty daddy's favorite goat got eated by a chupacabra! He is so distraught that he has locked himself in the outside toilet and is wailing and gnashing his teeth. He must be really upset because my retarded brother was in the toilet just before dirty daddy ran screaming into it, and my retarded brother had dropped the most foul stinkin fetid shit you ever did smell! It was like a thousand bad eggs had died and gone to hell's sewer pipe.
The United Nations have sent bio-weapons inspectors to our neighborhood to check if chemical horrors have been perpetuated by insidious organizations like Al-Qaeda, SPECTER or the Christian Grandmother's Knitting Circle. That is how dreadful is the fumes!!!
But anyway I am going to trap the chupacbra and make a fortune by letting distinguished zoologists have a poke at it for $5 a research paper.
I am a damn business genius! Are you sorry that you are not me?
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