Friday, August 14, 2009

My New Secret Identity

The reason I am such a successful internet scammer is because of my staggeringly huge brain and gigantic intellect and nobody can ever catch me out.

I am pretending to be an Oriental man ever since I ate some noodles last night. My super-secret hidden alias is P. Lee,a South Korean,55 years old and happily married with children, and I am a Director of Hang Seng Bank Ltd,in charge of the International Remittance department. And here is my cunning email address:
ptleehongkong@aim.com

I am going to get rich and get my ass to the Asshole Greasing Conference and with luck become Asswipe of the Year!!!

My ugly momma will be proud!

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