Thursday, August 13, 2009

Conference on Asshole Greasing

I am very ecstaticised by the hope of attending the World Conference on Asshole Greasing in Cotonou in September! I am very hopeful that Arthur the Wonderful will attend and I can inspect his well-greased asshole at this tumultuous event!

I will have to keep up my internet scamming to raise the necessary funds. Oh how I wish that I had the modalities to get some cash from a trunk at a security company. My tough fucking luck!

However I shall not require the money to pay for a lobotomy as the surgeon could not locate my brain. I am so relieved that I do not no longer need this operation.

Who is the Springfield Pervert? He says things like my dirty daddy says. He looks like a very sexy man and it turns me on to hear his dirty nookie talk. Ooohh yeah!

I will now hop off and grease my asshole.

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