Showing posts with label afu jonatan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label afu jonatan. Show all posts

Friday, July 24, 2009

UP YOURS AUGUSTINE AKUJUAOBI !

I have masterminded a spectacular bit of fun! Ho ho ho. It is soo funny!
I got my friend , Mr. Randy, to reply to that idiot Akujuaobi alias Pastor Afu Jonatan and pretend that he was going to get money.

Slow-witted Augustine (that is also the name of one of my dirty daddy's goats) asked Randy to send him the westen union pay slip, so he has sent him a picture of some naughty young homo men pissing on their gay friend. This is adequate compensation for foolish Augustine, who will love to look at the sexy picture :)

I am such a genius to arrange all this. It is just because I truly hate Augustine Akujuaobi for his past treachery.

I was going to email a photo of my ugly momma to him to get my revenge but when I tried to scan the photo my computer blew up. God, my momma is ghastly!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Lipstick on Goats

My dirty daddy is putting pink lipstick on his goats. Only the girl ones of course, he is not kinky. The boy goats are having cologne splashed on their smelly bits.

I just made a phone call to a twerp. It was to Pastor Jonatan. He sounds like my retarded brother. He kept trying to talk using big words but he got confused by them and started babbling like a monkey trying to eat a coconut.

His phone number is +225-08-58-21-94. He likes to receive dirty phone calls from people asking him to take down his pink lacy panties and grease his own asshole.

Don't be shy - give him a call so he don't get lonely.

Here is my final message for you Jonatan - GET LEPROSY TODAY!

Friday, July 17, 2009

Pastor Jonatan and Deacon Chukwudi

These two incompetent foools are gay lovers! Yes, it is true. They wear lady dresses and have false boobies and fondle each other in toilets. I have often many times seen them going at it.

By the way, I have stinky breath today.

However as for that fuckwit Afu Jonatan, he can drop dead. Deacon Chukwudi however is a very sexy man who I long to suck off. I hate Pastor Jonatan for getting all the best sex out of horny Deacon Chukwudi. Not even a threesome will that selfish bastard allow.

DIE IN HELL AFU JONATAN.

Everybody else have a nice day and enjoy a cup of coffee.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Pastor Jonatan is a Jerkoff !

There is a bastard calling himself Pastor Afu Jonatan. I think the afu is an acronym for All fucked up (in da head!) This prick is not a pastor, he is a shitmunching, pig-fucking liar. Filthy son -of-a-whore. My dirty daddy gave his momma 10c for a fuck and she gave him change cos she is so cheap. This Afu Jonatan doesn't like Nigerians. he says they are all evil. Well he is a cunt full of diarrhoea!

He is a 419 scammer, i have seen him in the internet cafe. he has flies buzzing around him because he stinks from never washing or wiping his filthy asshole (which he neglects entirely to grease!) and everybody avoids him. He is a stupid, ugly man. Monkeys scream in fright when they see him. He lives in a tin shed.

FUCK YOU AFU JONATAN!

Please email this shithead fuckwit and tell him to go back to giving blowjobs to goat herders to earn money. His email is:

afu_jonatan@yahoo.co.jp