Thursday, July 23, 2009

Lipstick on Goats

My dirty daddy is putting pink lipstick on his goats. Only the girl ones of course, he is not kinky. The boy goats are having cologne splashed on their smelly bits.

I just made a phone call to a twerp. It was to Pastor Jonatan. He sounds like my retarded brother. He kept trying to talk using big words but he got confused by them and started babbling like a monkey trying to eat a coconut.

His phone number is +225-08-58-21-94. He likes to receive dirty phone calls from people asking him to take down his pink lacy panties and grease his own asshole.

Don't be shy - give him a call so he don't get lonely.

Here is my final message for you Jonatan - GET LEPROSY TODAY!

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