My dirty daddy, as you avid followers of my highly superior blog will know and be very sorrowful indeed of, was bitten on the virile balls by a bad tempered goat he was cuddling.
His nutsack is still giving him the painful twinges of agony. My ugly momma and my slutty sister are sucking his nutsack to soothe it all day and night. It is wonderful family devotion.
I have not been bitten by a goat so I am very happy. I did poo my pants two nights ago however when i got excited at the local bar. Sadly I was wearing shorts and when I moved the poo dropped out the leg and onto the floor. I tried to pretend it wasn't there but if you have smelt the bad eggs gas...well, yeah it was very blushing for me. The girl I was chatting up didn't no longer want to have the poky-poky with me.
Better luck next time, me!
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