Stupid Email from My Archive.

This is a authentic spam emailed letter an idiot sent to me some months ago. I don't know if this moron is dead by now or not. Maybe he fell asleep in a garbage bin and got thrown out into the dump? Ho ho. Good place for Mordecai!

Do other people ever get this type of very professional and convincing material emailed to them?

US Citizen Money Available‏
From: Mordecai Sullivan (finestmaps@circle.net)
Sent: Saturday, 7 March 2009 9:03:18 PM
To: christopherkabila@ymail.com

What a nice day is today! It is really a nice day, because you are receiving this email. We are here to help thousands of people to receive their Government Grants program and improve their ways of living.

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Better yet, there are at least 200 perfectly legal ways to get Uncle Sam to give you money when you need it most, and you'll ONLY pay back the money you receive. Believe it or not, thousands of Americans have now started to realise that the U.S. Government can be their friend.

To join our program, send an answer to 1473stylerclancy@gmail.com saying that you want to participate, and we will get back to you immediately with our proposal, so you can start in no time.

If you think this email is unwanted for you, please excuse us and just don't reply, but you will miss the chance of your life as this offer is a sincere one, risk-free, and particularly you cannot loose anything if you try it! Hurry as the offer is very limited and only the quickest will be the lucky ones!

Respect,
American Government Money program

I never did reply to Mordecai. maybe he is lonely. Maybe everyone should send their best wishes to clever Mordecai.