I am the world's greatest blogger! So says Arthur the Wonderful. This is a snipping it of what he replied to my last 15 emails.
..little prick, you are a great big bugger who gives me the....
he misspelled blogger, but I know what praise he means.
Augustine is sulking. My Randy friend who tricked him on my behalf is worried about him but I told him don't waste your sympathy on that fuckwit. I hope he stays in his room sobbing his little heart out until he runs out of tissues and has to blow his nose on the drapes.
Felicia is back fro0m her working holiday. She is dog-tired. her dirty video will be available soon on taboo websites.
My dirty daddy had an awful run-in with a nasty goat what bit him on the manly balls! His sack is a-throbbing still, and looks very red and sore. What makes it worse is my stupid ugly momma went to rub ointment on it to soothe it and instead used an athletic balm.
My retarded brother had to borrow a ladder to get my dirty daddy down off the roof.
I am suffering an attack of fleas.
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