My friend, Arthur the Wonderful is being very naughty indeed. I have told him over and over how much I admire and cherish, even worship him due to his vast intelligence and stunning good looks. He is like a living god!
But alas for my poor broken heart he has told me that he loves Liberace Hitler more then me.
THE BITCH!
So I have told him that if he does not do as I ask I shall have a witchdoctor put a curse on him! That should scare him my way! The witchdoctor is very powerful. For such a talented spellcaster i don't know why he lives poverty-stricken in a mud hut with arthritis and two teeth left in his mouth, but I guess it is just because he does not want to use his incredible magic to enrich himself.
I will keep you posted on my love life.
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