My sister Felicia is in love with Arthur the Wonderful. She told me last night while we had sex that I do not satisfy her anymore and that she wants to marry Arthur, because he is so wonderful.
I asked her what the fuck is so wonderful about him?
She said he showers at least once a day. I said "So he wastes water, but what's good about him?"
She said he doesn't snore while she's having an orgasm. I said "I don't snore, I am fast asleep as soon as I cum."
She said he won't send me out to work as a whore like you and our dirty daddy do. So I replied, "Hah. He sounds terrible,he wants you to stay at home and not enjoy a career!"
Felicia is so stoopid when it comes to men!
I don't want her to marry Arthur the Wonderful. Because I want to marry him!!
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