You know, I am a very lucky lad. I have received emails from many important peoples. Wow it does make me feel like a VIP!
Here is a selection:
DEAR SMELLY PERSON - A MESSAGE FROM QUEEN ELIZABETH
To:christopherkabila@ymail.com
| Dear common rogue I have been asked to communicate with you and I am reliably informed that you an ignorant and smelly fellow with no future. I am very rich and powerful so it sucks to be you. I suggest you feed your worthless carcass to the lions. Regards, Elizabeth R. |
BONJOUR FROM NICHOLAS SARKOZY
To: christopherkabila@ymail.com
My dear friend, Allow me to introduce myself. I am Nicholas Sarkozy, President of France and married to a very hot wife. I want to urge you to grease your asshole. We in France believe that it is absolutely vital to grease the asshole daily. I would like to see the guillotine used on any anti-asshole-greasers who dare to raise their heads in public! If you have any questions do not bother me with them fucker as I am a very busy and important man with many assholes to grease. Regards from Nick the Frog. |
HELLO FROM BILL CLINTON
To: christopherkabila@ymail.com
| Dear Mr. Kabila It is indeed an honor to write you this email and I trust that you and your family are well. As you may be aware the plight of transvestites in Togo is causing immense soul-searching the world over. As a man inclined to the cause of transvestism I implore you to open your wallet and send what donation you can to the Transvestites In Togo Suffering (TITS) charity. Donations of $500 and $1,000 are the usual amounts donated by kind people, but many feel encouraged to give sums of $5,000 or $10,000. I am certain that your generosity will exceed this. Hilary will be over in Africa to check the situation for herself soon and if you become a registered donor she will drop by and flash a bit of ass your way. Please send money to P.O. Box 419, Lome, Togo. Thanks, Bill Clinton, 42nd President of the USA. |
YOU THERE SHITHEAD?
To: christopherkabila@ymail.com
you are being a shithead by not sending me any nice nude photos of your willy! I demand that you send me pictures immediately, including your nutsack.
As Pope I expect all young men to flash their willys my way.
You must also say 5 Hail Marys and spend two minutes flagellating yourself.
Also stop conversing with Arthur , as he is a satanist.
From your master;
Pope Benedict XVI
OOOH, THAT'S NASTY. EMAIL FROM CLEVELAND BROWN
To: christopherkabila@ymail.com
| Hi neighbour, my name is Cleveland Brown. I have been asked to write to you by Arthur because Arthur wants to know why you won't send him pictures of yourself wearing frilly girls underwear. As my friend Glenn Quagmire would say Giggedy giggedy giggedy. So be a pal and send those nasty photos to Arthur so he can beat his meat. And remember to grease your own asshole every day. Thanks. Cleveland. |
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