I am elastic. I am so happy because my best friend in the internets and potential gay husband, Arthur the Wonderful finally replied after the 54 emails I have sent him in the last week.
He sent me a love note in the form of a poem.
MY FAVORITE DILDOCK
Kabila, you are a tool,
I know no greater fool.
Your scamming is bad,
You're making me sad,
I say with a weary sigh
"Oh, why don you go die?"
Isn't it heartfelt. I am not one for understanding the centimetrics of verse metres but I think he means he wants my tool, that fools fall in love, that he is sorrowing in missing me and would rather die than live without me. I feels the same things he feels.
What is a dildock? I don't know but if Arthur the Wonderful says I am a dildock I am a dildock!
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