Hi, I'm Christopher Kabila.

Hello and welcome to my blog. My name is Christopher Kabila.

I live with my family in a hovel. We are a family of 5. The head of our house is my dirty daddy. He mostly gets drunk and pesters goats. My momma is very ugly. She stays inside most days, if she goes out she wears a paper bag over her face. Not the same paper bag because they usually throw themselves into the fire rather than have to go anywhere near her ghastly face.

My sister Felicia is very cute but she is a prostitute and sells herself for a few coins outside the local internet cafe. I wish she would give her love to one man alone, I get very jealous when I see her with johns.

My younger brother is retarded. He mostly walks into walls, dribbles and reads Republican party speeches. We are all ashamed of him.

I am not a jobless boy! I am a guyman. I scam money out of people [mugus] on the internet all the time. My email address is christopherkabila@ymail.com - perhaps you have already received email from me and sent me money. Thank$ for that $ucker$!

My best friends include Arthur the Wonderful, Hugo Vagina, Gonorrhea Swatbottom, Rev. Cheeseprong, Liberace Hitler, Georgy Porgy and Erasmus Pong.

I am going to let the world know of my amazing exploits and share lovely emails that I receive from my dear friends. I will also post photos of exciting things like goats, axles and rust.

Please email me because I get lonely telling fibs to defraud people. I would love to hear your comments. Email me now!