George might be dead!!

Well. George Poyser is not replying on either of the email addresses I posted on this blog. Is he dead of shame? Did a headhunter catch him and take his head? Did he go into hospital for a lobotomy and they failed to find his brain?

------WHO CARES?

Good riddance and fuck you George. I hope all the mugus who you had dangling ready to send you money don't get to send it to you now. Ha ha. Eat shit and die, as my friend Arthur the Wonderful often tells me.

Nice lady wants your money

If you are a lonely man with a few dollar$ in your bank account then this nice "lady", Susan Koffi-

ksusan0044@yahoo.co.jp

would like to relieve you of it.

My sister Felicia and Susan Koffi used to work the same street corner selling their sexiness. So I have it on first hand account that Susan is in fact a man who dresses up like a female woman. he is a so-called Transsiberianite, or crossed-dresser. (In French lacrosse-dresser)

So beware any lonely men with well-exercised wrists, if you get a luscious email from Susan. She has a dick! Not a very big one but it is there.

Hi, I'm Christopher Kabila.

Hello and welcome to my blog. My name is Christopher Kabila.

I live with my family in a hovel. We are a family of 5. The head of our house is my dirty daddy. He mostly gets drunk and pesters goats. My momma is very ugly. She stays inside most days, if she goes out she wears a paper bag over her face. Not the same paper bag because they usually throw themselves into the fire rather than have to go anywhere near her ghastly face.

My sister Felicia is very cute but she is a prostitute and sells herself for a few coins outside the local internet cafe. I wish she would give her love to one man alone, I get very jealous when I see her with johns.

My younger brother is retarded. He mostly walks into walls, dribbles and reads Republican party speeches. We are all ashamed of him.

I am not a jobless boy! I am a guyman. I scam money out of people [mugus] on the internet all the time. My email address is christopherkabila@ymail.com - perhaps you have already received email from me and sent me money. Thank$ for that $ucker$!

My best friends include Arthur the Wonderful, Hugo Vagina, Gonorrhea Swatbottom, Rev. Cheeseprong, Liberace Hitler, Georgy Porgy and Erasmus Pong.

I am going to let the world know of my amazing exploits and share lovely emails that I receive from my dear friends. I will also post photos of exciting things like goats, axles and rust.

Please email me because I get lonely telling fibs to defraud people. I would love to hear your comments. Email me now!