I have had a change of heart since I received an email from Reverend Cheeseprong of Saint Littleboys Church of the Immaculate Touch.
For some years now I have been a dirty rotten 419 scam guyman. But no more!
I want to tell you nice people on the end of the internet cable that you must be careful of lads writing you emails about cocoa merchants, trunks of money and lovely girls who want the nookie real bad.
These are tricks. You could not tell this, because they are so devilishly clever and cunning and how they ever get suspected at all is a total mystery.
I suggest that see sites like:
www.thescambaiter.com
www.419eater.com
www.419scam.org
www.scambuster419.co.uk
www.ebolamonkeyman.com -- (very funny!)
scambaiterhaven.blogspot.com
I am going to inform on all my past partners in crime but don't let them know that! They are very wicked boys who might give me a wet willy! My dirty daddy says that I should stick to a life of crime because I am no fucking use for anything else but what would that old goat-fucker know? He was stupid enough to marry my ugly momma!
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