My dirty daddy is just fine. Arthur the Wonderful has promised my dirty daddy 20 virgin goats dowry if he allows him to wed my slutty sister, Felicia.
My dirty daddy has been bouncin' off the walls with excitement at the thought of all those sweet, virginal goats.
I wish Arthur the Wonderful would marry me. he has a very big dick and I am a terrible size-queen. I cannot go past the stables without admiring the big horsey dicks. Arthur's is almost as big as that!
As for my ugly momma she is even uglier than before as another huge hairy wart has grown on her bulbous, pimply nose. I vomited into my dinner last night when she chucked it at me from the kitchen. So I swapped it for my retarded brothers while he was busy drawing a picture of Ronald Reagan's doormat.
Well, I must go and spread the doctrine of asshole greasing throughout the land. Soon I shall tell you all about my horrid ex-lover and pimp, John Gezi. He is a vile man. Damn you Gezi, damn you to Hades!
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