I am having a lazy day at home with my family.
We have heard from Felicia, she is having a terrible time in Sao Paulo. She is in the slums, and it is full of druggies, scammers and Rush Limbaugh fans. She has met the co-star of her film,and taken him for a walk.
She says she will be glad to get home and back to her usual street-walking.
My ugly momma is still very ugly.
My dirty daddy is out back with a pretty goat and a bottle of Dom Perignon bubbly booze. He is getting the goat drunk so that he can do his dirty thing.
My retarded brother is stuck in the linen cupboard, where he has been for the past two days.
I am eating cheese and greasing my asshole and dreaming of Arthur the Wonderful. Life is beautiful.
Two children next door died of typhus this morning and my old granny fell off the roof while trying to hit aeroplanes with her broom. It is nice cheese I am nibbling. tastes a bit like Felicia's underwear.
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