Need a Job?

Are you a jobless boy?

Pancaindra Resources (Textile Inc) is a good employer to work for. Located in cyberspace, on the corner of Rip-off Road and Bullshit Blvd.

You don't get any salary but the boss, one Mr. Fang Lee (Fangy) is a complete fucking idiot!

His secretary, Miss. April Seniuk is one hot bit of tail let me tell you! She is a nympho and always hot for it. She gives out to any man she meets. She do it with little boy scouts and wrinkled old prunes in wheelchairs and anybody in between!

Give ol' Fangy an email at hangleeiwe1@yahoo.cn and say that Arthur the Wonderful recommends you. Arthur was working for Fang Lee and was his best employee, until he and Cuthbert the gray alien and Jack Twist opened up their gold mine on Brokeback Mountain.

Remind Fangy that he still has not gone to Butte to collect his $5,000 prize for fucking a cow. It is still on offer!

Here is the many marvelous bonuses you get, well you don't get, but if you are a $ucker get used to disappointment, man!


OTHER BONUSES!!!


1) Housing loan upto after third payment confirmation $600,000 with
discounted interest

3) Car Loan upto after third payment confirmation $80,000 with discounted
INterest

4) Performance based bonus upto 6 months

5) Company wide Bonus of upto 4 months

To this Email: hangleeiwe1@yahoo.cn

Kindest Regards,
Mr.Fang Lee
Company Directors.
PANCAINDRA RESOURCES SDN BHD

Good ol' Fangy. The man who invented the word upto. What a he-goatfucker! Arthur is still annoyed that he never got his bonus, nor his nude pictures of April Seniuk, or a reference in PDF format ONLY!