Who is Moses Christopher?- a shalanga!

My old pal Moses Christopher is not to be trusted! He is a liar, he is a thief and worst of all he wears ladies clothings, like his favorite pink bou-bou. He evens inserts those lady things- tampons- up his ungreased asshole in case he has the girl bleeds.

He is currently working with those idiot 419 scammers. They are all very queer men who like to touch each other up and kiss on the lips.

Moses Christopher the thief, used to be one of my fuckbuddies until he got too ladylike for me. I like men to be real he-men like Arthur the Wonderful. I like to be dominated and spat on and called a dirty, filthy, worthless boy! I worship daddies!

Anyway, this fooool Moses Christopher lives in Lagos, Nigeria and is stupid. A curse on him!-orioda banza dam bu ru ba ka anu ofia shalanga.
For those millions of internetters who was thinking of asking, my dirty daddy's nutsack is still givin him awful pains but he has managed to jerk off today. Ooga be praised!

Need a Job?

Are you a jobless boy?

Pancaindra Resources (Textile Inc) is a good employer to work for. Located in cyberspace, on the corner of Rip-off Road and Bullshit Blvd.

You don't get any salary but the boss, one Mr. Fang Lee (Fangy) is a complete fucking idiot!

His secretary, Miss. April Seniuk is one hot bit of tail let me tell you! She is a nympho and always hot for it. She gives out to any man she meets. She do it with little boy scouts and wrinkled old prunes in wheelchairs and anybody in between!

Give ol' Fangy an email at hangleeiwe1@yahoo.cn and say that Arthur the Wonderful recommends you. Arthur was working for Fang Lee and was his best employee, until he and Cuthbert the gray alien and Jack Twist opened up their gold mine on Brokeback Mountain.

Remind Fangy that he still has not gone to Butte to collect his $5,000 prize for fucking a cow. It is still on offer!

Here is the many marvelous bonuses you get, well you don't get, but if you are a $ucker get used to disappointment, man!


OTHER BONUSES!!!


1) Housing loan upto after third payment confirmation $600,000 with
discounted interest

3) Car Loan upto after third payment confirmation $80,000 with discounted
INterest

4) Performance based bonus upto 6 months

5) Company wide Bonus of upto 4 months

To this Email: hangleeiwe1@yahoo.cn

Kindest Regards,
Mr.Fang Lee
Company Directors.
PANCAINDRA RESOURCES SDN BHD

Good ol' Fangy. The man who invented the word upto. What a he-goatfucker! Arthur is still annoyed that he never got his bonus, nor his nude pictures of April Seniuk, or a reference in PDF format ONLY!

Felicia is in Love

My sister Felicia is in love with Arthur the Wonderful. She told me last night while we had sex that I do not satisfy her anymore and that she wants to marry Arthur, because he is so wonderful.
I asked her what the fuck is so wonderful about him?
She said he showers at least once a day. I said "So he wastes water, but what's good about him?"
She said he doesn't snore while she's having an orgasm. I said "I don't snore, I am fast asleep as soon as I cum."
She said he won't send me out to work as a whore like you and our dirty daddy do. So I replied, "Hah. He sounds terrible,he wants you to stay at home and not enjoy a career!"
Felicia is so stoopid when it comes to men!
I don't want her to marry Arthur the Wonderful. Because I want to marry him!!