Thursday, July 16, 2009

What nice emails you send me- send more

Hello my lovely fans! I send you all a big wet sloppy kiss and wish you all well-greased assholes for eternity!

I love your emails, keep them coming! Except for you foooolish scammers who have been calling me wicked names like Stinkybum and Goat-fuckers son and son of a goat-fucker and Goober Ears. I do not like these instituations!

I have found the Lord, through the evangelism of the most pious Reverend Cheeseprong of Saint Littleboys Church of the Immaculate Touch , and my seat in heaven is assured for my well-greased asshole. So when you all screaming in the Satan's piss-pot of hell being poked in tender regions by demons with pointy pitchforks don't blub to me about it you 419 foools. Repent now! And grease your assholes in submission to the will of the Almighty.

Amen!!!!!!!!!!!

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