Good day you lovely internetters doing your internetting on my bloggy bits. I have just this past moment finished my daily asshole greasing.
I know the truth about Mrs. Richard Clarks and I am willing to tell.
Saturday, 20 June, 2009
From:
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"Mrs Clark Richards" <richclarks@yahoo.com>
To: christopherkabila@ymail.com
Dear Christopher Kabila,
Your email was received and the content therein was noted. As in regards to your packaged whom Dr George Eyakwe instructed us to deliver to you,it has been packaged delivery agent agent will proceed since all the payment has been cleared by Dr George Eyakwe who told me to make sure that you have the package before Tuesday next week as the flight will leave this evening Nigeria Time.
On the other hand,bear it in mind that everything has been settlled and the delivery agent will call you immediately he arrived your country and you have to notified to him that the package under his care is an AFRICAN FABRICS as Dr George Eyakwe indicated in the delivery package been registered under our care.
I will ensure that your package will be on the list of delivery package this evening Nigeria time and it will arrived your country pending on how fast the plane is and dont hesitate to keep me posted as soon as you are in possesion of the package so that your file will be sign treated.
Don't forget to indicate your CODE immediately the delivery agent meet you in your country which is NIG/5478/AF/AD/09 because that will be the only identification of handing over the consignment to you as we are not going to held liable to for any misconstrued/handing over to the wrong person.
Kindly forward to us your phone number for the delivery man to reach you immediately they arrived USA so that you can direct him properly on how to met up with you and keep me posted once you have been in possession of the package as Dr George pleaded with me that the delivery is urgent and confidential.
Though the delivery agent promised to give me a number where you can call to know if he has arrived your country and i will send the number as soon as they are about checking in as hes busy right now handling other consignment he will be traveling along with.
Keep me posted as soon as you got this email for urgent advice.I'm Mrs Richard Clarks not (Mr)
Diplomatic Office,
2/4 Ikoyi Layout,GRA.
Lagos Nigeria.
Nigeria.
Regards,
Mrs Richard Clarks
You see the bit were this mugu says that it is 'Mrs not Mr'.- Well, this Nigerian lad has a dick but wants to be called by a lady name. That is cos he is a girly boy what wears his momma's dresses when she ain't home.
He has often asked me to touch his smelly buttocks with my manly length which I have only done because he is so simpering and not because I like doing that type of homosexually gay thing what only homosexually gay sodomites enjoy. I don't enjoy sticking my dick up this lad's asshole. Not at all. Every week I tell him I don't enjoy it because I am a real man!
Thursday, July 30, 2009
My Dirty Daddy's Sore Nutsack
My dirty daddy, as you avid followers of my highly superior blog will know and be very sorrowful indeed of, was bitten on the virile balls by a bad tempered goat he was cuddling.
His nutsack is still giving him the painful twinges of agony. My ugly momma and my slutty sister are sucking his nutsack to soothe it all day and night. It is wonderful family devotion.
I have not been bitten by a goat so I am very happy. I did poo my pants two nights ago however when i got excited at the local bar. Sadly I was wearing shorts and when I moved the poo dropped out the leg and onto the floor. I tried to pretend it wasn't there but if you have smelt the bad eggs gas...well, yeah it was very blushing for me. The girl I was chatting up didn't no longer want to have the poky-poky with me.
Better luck next time, me!
His nutsack is still giving him the painful twinges of agony. My ugly momma and my slutty sister are sucking his nutsack to soothe it all day and night. It is wonderful family devotion.
I have not been bitten by a goat so I am very happy. I did poo my pants two nights ago however when i got excited at the local bar. Sadly I was wearing shorts and when I moved the poo dropped out the leg and onto the floor. I tried to pretend it wasn't there but if you have smelt the bad eggs gas...well, yeah it was very blushing for me. The girl I was chatting up didn't no longer want to have the poky-poky with me.
Better luck next time, me!
Stupid Email from My Archive.
This is a authentic spam emailed letter an idiot sent to me some months ago. I don't know if this moron is dead by now or not. Maybe he fell asleep in a garbage bin and got thrown out into the dump? Ho ho. Good place for Mordecai!
Do other people ever get this type of very professional and convincing material emailed to them?
US Citizen Money Available
From: Mordecai Sullivan (finestmaps@circle.net)
Sent: Saturday, 7 March 2009 9:03:18 PM
To: christopherkabila@ymail.com
What a nice day is today! It is really a nice day, because you are receiving this email. We are here to help thousands of people to receive their Government Grants program and improve their ways of living.
Here, finally, is your opportunity - exactly how to apply for Government grants and what to say, step-by-step AND SEE IF YOU QUALIFY FOR A PIECE OF THE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AWARDED EACH YEAR by private and Government grant agencies to thousands of regular people just like you. It doesn't matter if you are a male or a female, rich or poor, married or single, young or old, black or white, employed or unemployed or whatever. To make a long story short, virtually anyone can get their hands on money from the Government. And most of the money is awarded interest-free. So, unlike a bank loan, you won't see interest charges eating away at your obligations.
Better yet, there are at least 200 perfectly legal ways to get Uncle Sam to give you money when you need it most, and you'll ONLY pay back the money you receive. Believe it or not, thousands of Americans have now started to realise that the U.S. Government can be their friend.
To join our program, send an answer to 1473stylerclancy@gmail.com saying that you want to participate, and we will get back to you immediately with our proposal, so you can start in no time.
If you think this email is unwanted for you, please excuse us and just don't reply, but you will miss the chance of your life as this offer is a sincere one, risk-free, and particularly you cannot loose anything if you try it! Hurry as the offer is very limited and only the quickest will be the lucky ones!
Respect,
American Government Money program
I never did reply to Mordecai. maybe he is lonely. Maybe everyone should send their best wishes to clever Mordecai.
Do other people ever get this type of very professional and convincing material emailed to them?
US Citizen Money Available
From: Mordecai Sullivan (finestmaps@circle.net)
Sent: Saturday, 7 March 2009 9:03:18 PM
To: christopherkabila@ymail.com
What a nice day is today! It is really a nice day, because you are receiving this email. We are here to help thousands of people to receive their Government Grants program and improve their ways of living.
Here, finally, is your opportunity - exactly how to apply for Government grants and what to say, step-by-step AND SEE IF YOU QUALIFY FOR A PIECE OF THE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AWARDED EACH YEAR by private and Government grant agencies to thousands of regular people just like you. It doesn't matter if you are a male or a female, rich or poor, married or single, young or old, black or white, employed or unemployed or whatever. To make a long story short, virtually anyone can get their hands on money from the Government. And most of the money is awarded interest-free. So, unlike a bank loan, you won't see interest charges eating away at your obligations.
Better yet, there are at least 200 perfectly legal ways to get Uncle Sam to give you money when you need it most, and you'll ONLY pay back the money you receive. Believe it or not, thousands of Americans have now started to realise that the U.S. Government can be their friend.
To join our program, send an answer to 1473stylerclancy@gmail.com saying that you want to participate, and we will get back to you immediately with our proposal, so you can start in no time.
If you think this email is unwanted for you, please excuse us and just don't reply, but you will miss the chance of your life as this offer is a sincere one, risk-free, and particularly you cannot loose anything if you try it! Hurry as the offer is very limited and only the quickest will be the lucky ones!
Respect,
American Government Money program
I never did reply to Mordecai. maybe he is lonely. Maybe everyone should send their best wishes to clever Mordecai.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Who is Moses Christopher?- a shalanga!
My old pal Moses Christopher is not to be trusted! He is a liar, he is a thief and worst of all he wears ladies clothings, like his favorite pink bou-bou. He evens inserts those lady things- tampons- up his ungreased asshole in case he has the girl bleeds.
He is currently working with those idiot 419 scammers. They are all very queer men who like to touch each other up and kiss on the lips.
Moses Christopher the thief, used to be one of my fuckbuddies until he got too ladylike for me. I like men to be real he-men like Arthur the Wonderful. I like to be dominated and spat on and called a dirty, filthy, worthless boy! I worship daddies!
Anyway, this fooool Moses Christopher lives in Lagos, Nigeria and is stupid. A curse on him!-orioda banza dam bu ru ba ka anu ofia shalanga.
For those millions of internetters who was thinking of asking, my dirty daddy's nutsack is still givin him awful pains but he has managed to jerk off today. Ooga be praised!
He is currently working with those idiot 419 scammers. They are all very queer men who like to touch each other up and kiss on the lips.
Moses Christopher the thief, used to be one of my fuckbuddies until he got too ladylike for me. I like men to be real he-men like Arthur the Wonderful. I like to be dominated and spat on and called a dirty, filthy, worthless boy! I worship daddies!
Anyway, this fooool Moses Christopher lives in Lagos, Nigeria and is stupid. A curse on him!-orioda banza dam bu ru ba ka anu ofia shalanga.
For those millions of internetters who was thinking of asking, my dirty daddy's nutsack is still givin him awful pains but he has managed to jerk off today. Ooga be praised!
Monday, July 27, 2009
Quality Blogging
I am the world's greatest blogger! So says Arthur the Wonderful. This is a snipping it of what he replied to my last 15 emails.
..little prick, you are a great big bugger who gives me the....
he misspelled blogger, but I know what praise he means.
Augustine is sulking. My Randy friend who tricked him on my behalf is worried about him but I told him don't waste your sympathy on that fuckwit. I hope he stays in his room sobbing his little heart out until he runs out of tissues and has to blow his nose on the drapes.
Felicia is back fro0m her working holiday. She is dog-tired. her dirty video will be available soon on taboo websites.
My dirty daddy had an awful run-in with a nasty goat what bit him on the manly balls! His sack is a-throbbing still, and looks very red and sore. What makes it worse is my stupid ugly momma went to rub ointment on it to soothe it and instead used an athletic balm.
My retarded brother had to borrow a ladder to get my dirty daddy down off the roof.
I am suffering an attack of fleas.
..little prick, you are a great big bugger who gives me the....
he misspelled blogger, but I know what praise he means.
Augustine is sulking. My Randy friend who tricked him on my behalf is worried about him but I told him don't waste your sympathy on that fuckwit. I hope he stays in his room sobbing his little heart out until he runs out of tissues and has to blow his nose on the drapes.
Felicia is back fro0m her working holiday. She is dog-tired. her dirty video will be available soon on taboo websites.
My dirty daddy had an awful run-in with a nasty goat what bit him on the manly balls! His sack is a-throbbing still, and looks very red and sore. What makes it worse is my stupid ugly momma went to rub ointment on it to soothe it and instead used an athletic balm.
My retarded brother had to borrow a ladder to get my dirty daddy down off the roof.
I am suffering an attack of fleas.
Friday, July 24, 2009
UP YOURS AUGUSTINE AKUJUAOBI !
I have masterminded a spectacular bit of fun! Ho ho ho. It is soo funny!
I got my friend , Mr. Randy, to reply to that idiot Akujuaobi alias Pastor Afu Jonatan and pretend that he was going to get money.
Slow-witted Augustine (that is also the name of one of my dirty daddy's goats) asked Randy to send him the westen union pay slip, so he has sent him a picture of some naughty young homo men pissing on their gay friend. This is adequate compensation for foolish Augustine, who will love to look at the sexy picture :)
I am such a genius to arrange all this. It is just because I truly hate Augustine Akujuaobi for his past treachery.
I was going to email a photo of my ugly momma to him to get my revenge but when I tried to scan the photo my computer blew up. God, my momma is ghastly!
I got my friend , Mr. Randy, to reply to that idiot Akujuaobi alias Pastor Afu Jonatan and pretend that he was going to get money.
Slow-witted Augustine (that is also the name of one of my dirty daddy's goats) asked Randy to send him the westen union pay slip, so he has sent him a picture of some naughty young homo men pissing on their gay friend. This is adequate compensation for foolish Augustine, who will love to look at the sexy picture :)
I am such a genius to arrange all this. It is just because I truly hate Augustine Akujuaobi for his past treachery.
I was going to email a photo of my ugly momma to him to get my revenge but when I tried to scan the photo my computer blew up. God, my momma is ghastly!
Thursday, July 23, 2009
More Phone Numbers Peoples
If you like phoning idiots here are three more good numbers to call.
Don't feel ashamed to call these nice lads, they are all internet scammers and not one of them greases his asshole!
Sir Frank Willy - +2347027705294 heh heh, as in willy - like this:
He is director of federal inland revenue board of Nigeria. As if!
Next idiot is this girly boy-
Sir James Udoma
Head,Foreign Opt. Dept.
Unity Bank Nigeria Plc
Direct Telephone:+234-1-7632059
and his photo:
and then the biggest dickhead of the bunch!
Engineer John Akin Williams,
Department of Budget and Planning
Ministry of Petroleum,
Lagos-Nigeria
Tel: +234-802-842-0136
that lad really been sniffing the gas fumes at the petroluem ministry me thinks.
Don't feel ashamed to call these nice lads, they are all internet scammers and not one of them greases his asshole!
Sir Frank Willy - +2347027705294 heh heh, as in willy - like this:
He is director of federal inland revenue board of Nigeria. As if!
Next idiot is this girly boy-
Sir James Udoma
Head,Foreign Opt. Dept.
Unity Bank Nigeria Plc
Direct Telephone:+234-1-7632059
and his photo:
and then the biggest dickhead of the bunch!
Engineer John Akin Williams,
Department of Budget and Planning
Ministry of Petroleum,
Lagos-Nigeria
Tel: +234-802-842-0136
that lad really been sniffing the gas fumes at the petroluem ministry me thinks.
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